I didn’t have time to think up anything illustrious to post today regarding the Jewish world. Between my morning routine, running out to PlainJew for a friend’s baby naming party and try to finish making the cheesecake before the holiday, I think I get a mulligan.
Good luck to all the people staying up all night to *ahem* learn. You’re going to need it. The below is more likely what you’re going to find @ 3am, while you “learn”. Pay special attention during the drasha on alcoholism and what hitting on people with your beer-goggles on accomplishes. And if you choose to ignore it? Good luck with all that!


I will be off to la la land to get more dairy than I can handle over the next few days. Everyone have a great time and look forward to adding more content after the holiday.